This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Fish Farts
I'm breaking a two-week stint of not posting to alert you all to a most fascinating news story. If you thought you knew everything there is to know about herrings, you don't. The latest news is that they emit noises from their "anal pores" when they sleep at night. Who knew?
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
3 comments:
The Herrings knew, and the fish who have to sleep with them :)
Do they hold their herring girlfriend's head under the covers too?
Herrings, herrings
The magical fish
The more you eat
The less they toots.
That's not a fart. That's called nature's turbo boost.
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