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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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I bet his condition is caused by his group doing all those stupid hand-sign dances.
I don't know why he's going to retire. I'm sure much of his audience can relate to his situation. Can't he just write an inspirational song about pooping your pants?
"Everybody poops,
but don't poop in your pants.
Don't poop in your pants.
'Cause it makes a mess!
Everybody poops,
but don't poop in your paaaaants...
It goes in the toilet!"
I was channeling Brak on that one.
What a weird show that is - seen bits of it with my ex's 4 year old and I think "is this for housewives? This HAS To be Australian somehow." But they are Canadian? Seems funny but if I told my fairy godchild that the guy in the yellow shirt was sick she'd be very sad. Friday friday friday.
I was going to write something funny as a)I just saw Borat and b)I'm fucking funny in my own head...but then I read about someone I know disappearing and I realized what I really want is to hug everyone I know and tell them they're the best and that I miss them...especially Swish. Hugs coming at you Swisher...
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I think Eddie Murphy is now qualified to become a Wiggle, now that he's telegraphing his emergence from the closet (did you see him on Oprah?).
It could have been worse, Waggs could have died. You could have met Ben Mulrooney, the host of teh show depicted. He's the son of a former Prime Minister and would probably run over the other Wiggles to further his career.
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