Wednesday, February 07, 2007
How to Destroy the Jews
And by "destroy the Jews" I don't mean "destroy", as in "eradicate" or "wipe them out", I mean "support". Sorry if the title of this post misled you in any way. Sometimes, in order to spark a dialogue, we write the opposite of what we mean. I got a lot of heat last week when I wrote an article entitled, "How to Make Your Very Own Improvised Explosive Device and Set it Off in Such a Way as to Inflict Maximum Damage to Innocent Civilians." It was really an article about how to keep your family safe through vigilance and proper dental hygiene, but some folks got nervous and sent a tip in to the FBI to have me investigated. I've definitely learned my lesson: One must choose one's words wisely. That's it for me today. I'm going to grab lunch and poison some immigrants. Bye!