Monday, February 12, 2007
You Have My Permission to Snog Ralph Fiennes
I would like to let any flight attendants I may have in the future know one thing: You have my permission to engage in an amorous activity mid-flight if the recipient of your affection is deemed both 1) famous and 2) stunning. Should it come to light that you boinked Steven Segal, I would likely write a letter to the FAA demanding accountability, because that's just gross. Ralph Fiennes? Pass. Keanu Reeves? Pass. Will Smith? He's married, whore. Shame on you! I just feel that certain temptations are too great for ordinary people to resist, and this falls under that category. Add to that the fact that he had a charming British accent and, well, she had no choice.