Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Marriage Is Sacred...and 99 Cents
I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, WOW. Until now, the 99 Cents store was where I went to get cleaning supplies and dull knives. Who knew it could also provide people with the first step on their journey to a likely divorce? Still, even if this story isn't completely true, I've heard it's at least possible to register at the store. Nothing says, "Your marriage will last forever" more than a thoughtful gift from the 99 Cent store. When I get married, that's where I'm going to register. I'm pretty sure I could count on getting everything on my list.