Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Marriage Is Sacred...and 99 Cents














I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, WOW. Until now, the 99 Cents store was where I went to get cleaning supplies and dull knives. Who knew it could also provide people with the first step on their journey to a likely divorce? Still, even if this story isn't completely true, I've heard it's at least possible to register at the store. Nothing says, "Your marriage will last forever" more than a thoughtful gift from the 99 Cent store. When I get married, that's where I'm going to register. I'm pretty sure I could count on getting everything on my list.

3 comments:

Matt Adams said...

At the swankier dollar stores, you can even get foodstuffs to cater the reception with!

Now if only they sold engagement rings. With the way things are going, "two months salary" should put most guys at a dollar store price point....

Pierce said...

And you thought guys avoided the 99 cent store before!

Toribio said...

I think I'm liking this idea....who knew the 99 cent store would come in handy one day