This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
People Are Allergic to WiFi?
Folks in Santa Fe are suing the city claiming they're allergic to Wi-Fi. I find that I get a horrible rash and the shakes if I'm away from Wi-Fi for more than 24 hours. I just wish there were somebody I could sue when it happens.
What a coincidence! I've been suffering from Swish Blog Withdrawl Syndrome for the past few months (SBWS, or 'Sbwiss'). Is there someone in management I can speak to about this?
I've been wearing tinfoil hats since 1998 for the very same reason (for general electromagnetic radiation, not just WiFi frequencies. Lite FM drove me to do it). After six months I even improved on my design. When I'm cutting the grass I put some potatoes, carrots, green peppers, and lamb chucks under there (lightly grease the foil with olive oil and don't forget the bay leaf!) for some skewer-less shish kabobs. I call it dinner-on-the-hoof.
One caution - you don't want to do popcorn under there. I had fucking flashbacks from the damn thing. You other vets know what I'm talking about.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
3 comments:
Hi Laura, sorry to hear about the layoffs. What went wrong?
As a Weezy and The Swish fan, now that you are moving back to L.A. will WATS return?!!
What a coincidence! I've been suffering from Swish Blog Withdrawl Syndrome for the past few months (SBWS, or 'Sbwiss'). Is there someone in management I can speak to about this?
I've been wearing tinfoil hats since 1998 for the very same reason (for general electromagnetic radiation, not just WiFi frequencies. Lite FM drove me to do it). After six months I even improved on my design. When I'm cutting the grass I put some potatoes, carrots, green peppers, and lamb chucks under there (lightly grease the foil with olive oil and don't forget the bay leaf!) for some skewer-less shish kabobs. I call it dinner-on-the-hoof.
One caution - you don't want to do popcorn under there. I had fucking flashbacks from the damn thing. You other vets know what I'm talking about.
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