Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Stalking Ashton and Demi
How do I know I'm in LA again? Because in all my hikes in the Bay Area, not once did anyone ask me, "Did you see Ashton and Demi up there?" I was exiting the off-leash area on the lower East side of the park and a man was leaning against the gate wearing a leather jacket and backpack. He wanted to know how far it was to the top. It seemed like it would be quite a ways if one attempted to make the trip in a leather jacket, since everyone else was shirtless or in bikini tops. After he asked about Ashton and Demi, it clicked. This guy was a papparazzo who REALLY didn't want to have to hike a canyon to get the shot. So if you see a pic of Aston and Demi hiking with their dogs, know that the man who took it had to earn it. I probably should have made some stuff up, "Did I SEE them? EVERYONE saw them. They were making out like they were hopped up on E."