Saturday, October 11, 2008

If Black People Would Stop

Voting and accept responsibility for causing the global economic meltdown, instead of pointing their fingers at the "deregulation crowd", these unsavory ads wouldn't be necessary.

Changing the outcome of an election by removing thousands eligible voters is called justice. Attempting to register new voters is fraud.

No one cares more about disenfranchising citizens than the Republican Party, so if they say something is fraud, it is.

Poor Minorities = Economic Terrorists.

P.S. Doesn't that picture of Obama make it seem like he was on SNL?


tankboy2902 said...

I never suspected that Laura Swisher and Gail Collins had the same writing style, but the entire time I was reading this I was thinking you could put Gail's picture on the right or Laura's on the left without having to change
anything else. Of course, Gail doesnt't have a smarmy disclaimer at the top. The New York Times management is too stuffy.

My wife and I laughed our asses off at the SNL comment. You nailed it! She's way back into the show now because of the Tina Fey imitator running for office. There's pregnant and there's pregnant, and if Amy gets any bigger they're going to put her in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

tankboy2902 said...

I just realized that Gail's picture is on the left and Laura's on the right. Go ahead and call me a dumbass, at least I know what to do with the
Stanley Cup.

Laura Swisher said...

I've been thinking about getting a job with the NYT editorial staff. If I don't get on a show in the next six months I may fall back on that.

Butternut said...

Permanent absentee voting means you don't have to go to the polls on Novemeber 4th in the rain and wait in line only to have the Diebold machines throw away your vote, if they work at all. Get the word out people!

I'm voting this weekend and turning off my T.V. until this is over. I'm already sick of it all.

Healer2k said...

Absolutely, Laura! And here's a very un-American film daring to complain about those economic terrorists successfully being stopped at the polls in 2000 and 2004 [and possibly 2008...]. Here's a brief clip of it:
[I highly recommend it.]

And also an inflammatory,unpatriotic, bellyaching liberal film starring Kevin Spacey [which I also highly recommend]:

p.s.- I thought the same thing about the Obama graphic... lol