McCain, trailing in the polls, vows to whip Obama's "you know what". Until now, he's failed to articulate any new strategy to achieve a victory, but sources close to the campaign have revealed that Governor Palin's witch doctor has just been added to the payroll.
"We're confident that McCain's experience, leadership and use of dark arts will ensure he wins the presidency this year. And we're delighted the good doctor Thomas Muthee will give our presidential campaign the same kind of boost he gave Sarah before she became governor of Alaska," stated spokesperson Tucker Bounds.
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