This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Is he under that sink lookin' for the American dream? You ain't gonna find it there, Joe. What a rube. Who's with me? (high five, high five, high five)
America is a toilet in need of fixing and only a white man and his ass crack can do it? Say it ain't so!
My 401K dropped another 9% this morning. Wheeeee!! Lets invest our Social Security in the stock market just like the GOP wants! Wheeee!!
I haven't watched that last two debates but I did watch my House Rep. Brad Sherman say this bailout bill is going to eat our babies or some such thing.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Is he under that sink lookin' for the American dream? You ain't gonna find it there, Joe. What a rube. Who's with me? (high five, high five, high five)
"I think this picture about sums it up."
America is a toilet in need of fixing and only a white man and his ass crack can do it? Say it ain't so!
My 401K dropped another 9% this morning. Wheeeee!! Lets invest our Social Security in the stock market just like the GOP wants! Wheeee!!
I haven't watched that last two debates but I did watch my House Rep. Brad Sherman say this bailout bill is going to eat our babies or some such thing.
http://www.c-spanarchives.org/congress/?q=node/77530&pid=45124
Wait, that's not a toilet. No wonder my hands always smell funny.
That guy has two belts and neither work. Is that what you meant? Two belts, neither work and we still have to look at ass crack.
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