This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Perfect Gift for Alcoholic Uncle
The iBreath. I'm not buying it until the results of my breathalyzer can be automatically updated to my Facebook status. If I blow a 2.3, I want the world to know that I know how to party.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
2 comments:
When it can serve drinks I'm buying.
Have a good holiday lady, keep the adventure going :))
YogiFish -
"The person using the iBreath exhales into a retractable 'blow wand'". I have one of these on my iPants. Drunk girls blow an 8.0.
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