And get a haircut.
Lost in all the talk of Blagojevich's corruption scandal is the disservice he does to tax payers by forcing them to look at this forehead-swallowing hair helmet. It's clear he has no respect for his constituents.
This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
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That's his winter coat. He'll shed it before the spring.
What Beatle did he have to kill to get that moptop? It looks like a hair tsunami breaking over his head. Him and Jesse Ventura could pose for a before and after photo at the National Governor's convention. It's almost like he couldn't help what he did. He's managed to mix Chicago style politics and traditional Russian arrogance into a nasty brew. Santa's gonna whack his peepee for sure.
It covers the 999 tattoo on his forehead. At least I think it's a tattoo.
What is this with the 999? Reagan had a 999. George has a 999. This guy has one. You'd think Satan could serialize his antichrists and put them in an Excel spreadsheet so we could update them and keep track of who's evil and how. And save 999 for the guy who won this year, like the Stanley Cup. Pass it around, no one gets it permanently. They could hang banners in their offices. Cheney - World Champion 999 Antichrist 1978,1979, 1980, 1981 - 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992 - 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 - Triple Quadpeats! Puts the Bulls to shame.
Hitler had his number retired in '47, Jack Valenti in 2006.
I think that's the Zach Efron / Twiggy cut. It just doesn't work for everyone.
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