This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
If that's where you're spending the holidays I have two words for you Swish: you suck. I'm in a crappy Brooklyn third-floor walk-up cold-water flat with only two rooms, a basic phone line, rabbit ears, a cranky gas stove, and a fridge that walks across the room because of a rattling compressor. My best bud is kind of an idiot with what I think is ADD and I have to yell at him from the window because I refuse to climb two more flights of stairs. Let him come down to me.
I'd say how sweet it is but with the way things are going that may soon be considered a deluxe luxury condo. Actually, people back then didn't mind living in such spartan conditions, they knew life didn't owe them everything (or anything). So if we can get people to adopt a 1950's attitude we should get through this rough patch ok.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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If that's where you're spending the holidays I have two words for you Swish: you suck. I'm in a
crappy Brooklyn third-floor walk-up cold-water flat with only two rooms, a basic phone line, rabbit ears, a cranky gas stove, and a fridge that walks across the room because of a rattling compressor. My best bud is kind of an idiot with what I think is ADD and I have to yell at him from the window because I refuse to climb two more flights of stairs. Let him come down to me.
No wait, that's not me, it's Ralph Kramden.
Never mind.
I'd say how sweet it is but with the way things are going that may soon be considered a deluxe luxury condo. Actually, people back then didn't mind living in such spartan conditions, they knew life didn't owe them everything (or anything). So if we can get people to adopt a 1950's attitude we should get through this rough patch ok.
How do you feel about wearing a beehive hairdo?
It rained a little here so the air was nice and clean. It was pretty cold though, for L.A.
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