Sunday, December 13, 2009

Murder Does Not Belong on a Bucket List




















A 98-year-old woman (allegedly) strangled her 100-year-old roommate at a nursing home in Dartmouth, MA.

She skipped the "passive" and went straight for "aggressive" in response to an annoying roommate. I clearly need to step up my game a bit. When my roommate pisses me off I accidently throw away his soy cheese. But mark my words: If I he's still my roommate when I'm 90, all bets are off.

4 comments:

Butternut said...

Sounds like you're doing him a favor.

She strangled her? Wow, guess the old girl still has her grip. I was expecting her to be stabbed with a knitting needle, smothered with a wool sweater, or drowned in prune juice.

Quaids said...

There is nothing stonger than the iron grip of a 98 year old.

Todd Mason said...

MURDERERS WHO TAKE PATTON OSWALT TOO SERIOUSLY...today on MAURY...

套餐 said...

困難的不在於新概念,而在於逃避舊有的概念。.........................