Showing posts with label Joe Francis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Francis. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Porn Industry Seeks Government Fluffer















The porn industry is facing hard, er, times just like everyone else. According to CNN, Hustler's Larry Flynt is looking to get in on the government bailout game.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" fame will also seek money as well.

Personally? I think they should get the money. I think Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson should say, "I think you dropped something", and when Larry's spokesperson bends over to pick the $5 billion off the floor, we'd hear the signature "bom chika wow wow" we've grown to love.