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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Previous post? Why would we need to go further? Woo hoo! Darn lucky pooch!
Truly a work of art. On the surface it looks like a half-naked beautiful woman just washing her dog in the tub on a Friday night. On a deeper level, it screams, "I am a rebel! I'll do things my way or the freeway!"
You cannot be distracted by strange men taking pictures of you in the tub half naked. Your in the moment of just being there, washing your mangy mutt. Although the causal looker will say, "Hey! Damn that woman needs to shave her legs." or "Is that cellulite, Damn!", but the artistic artists will say, "The hot chick washing the dog makes me feel alive! Like I did in that bestiality classic 'HIGH HOE SILVER AWAY!'"
The granny panties represents societies leash on you, and the dog represents all the men you have tried to fix up and clean, but eventually you smother them with too much love and they drown.
On a much, much, much deeper level, Serial killers such as Ted Bundy, and Bruce Willis have displayed similar tendencies to wash their dogs have naked, too.
May God (<--Kevin Smith) have mercy on your soul.
So when someone hacks your phone, they can also use it to take pictures of you in awkward moments?? *Scary!*
A) Laura uses the bathtub for numero dos, or
B) Laura's bathroom is 50 square centimeters.
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