I love sleeping in. Today I woke up, fully rested, walked down to the corner Starbucks, bought a double short latte and an LA Times, walked back home and then curled up on the couch reading news about the late Pope. Yay! Love reading news about the dead pope.
Around one or so, I got hungry and walked to the corner Subway, bought a sandwich and a copy of the New York Times, came home and curled up in the recliner eating my sandwich and reading news about the late great Pope.
Then around three, I started hankering for a snack. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed some pudding, sat down on the couch and watched TV coverage of the pope. It's so exciting!
Who's gonna be the next Pope? Are the cardinals bickering? Did anyone get turned away from his funeral? Who went to his funeral? Were there more famous people at his funeral than at Johnnie Cochran's funeral? I need to know!
Okay, I've gotta run. CNN's interviewing a bishop. A BISHOP!
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You know, sometimes I think God hates me. He can be such a prick sometimes. I was happily enjoying the massive media coverage of the Micheal Jackson trial, and all of a sudden God kills the Pope. Now every God Damn cable news channel is covering the death of the Pope 24/7. Now, I am forced to watch CourtTV, and E! for all my Wacko Jacko. God Damn God. It is okay because a week from now the mass media will forget all about the Pope, and jump back on the crazy train to Michealville. As the great chess master Bobby Fischer said, "King (of Pop) takes Bishop, Checkmate!"
mmmm....Subway...what kind'a sandwich did you get?
The Pope's dead?
I lied about going to Subway. I also lied about watching coverage of the pope all day. i actually went to acting class. don't worry, though, i'm going to confess this sunday.
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