Awwwwww yeah! Nothing says Friday night like blogging when you're hungry! Can I get an ampersand? Suh weet. I got a bottle of Jim Beam and a special double issue of Entertainment Weekly. I'd tell you the 122 people and things we love to do this summer but I'd have to kill you. Zing! Hey, I'm just playin' ;) LOL
Ef Entertainment Weekly y'all. Ima come up with my own dang list of people and things i'd like to do this summer.
1. get a haircut
2. get dinner
3. get a guy to propose to me at the eiffel tower
4. three new tires on my car
5. a brand new timing belt!
6. see the movie "Before Batman Began," when Bruce Wayne and his wife met then conceived
7. see the largest thermometer in the world
8. get sick drinking the water in a foreign country
9. backpack through Iowa
10. nose job
11. tummy tuck
12. recover at a spa
13. take in a show on broadway, in Ohio, not New York
14. do something crazy like get a fake tattoo
15. acquire an eating disorder
16. finish this list a little bit later
About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
3 comments:
The Largest Thermometer in the World is kind of a disappointing.
Getting new tires, though.....that could be exciting.
New Number One:
Appear at some bleeding-heart homelessness benefit in San Francisco, pledge your troth to cool commie-type dude.
1. Procrastinate.
2. ???
3. Profit.
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