Note to anyone who wants to kill their spouse: don’t Google killing advice from home, especially things like “Neck” and “snap” and “hold”. Use a public computer. Conversely, if you want to frame someone for killing his wife (or her husband), a good thing to do is break into the person’s home and search for terms like “breaking a man’s neck”, “shutting her up forever” and “killing her softly.” The coppers always suspect the spouse and when they do a little research, they’ll definitely search the computer.
Here’s another piece of advice: If you’re going to sexually abuse a minor, don’t take pictures of it on your cell phone. Actually, I shouldn’t say that. I encourage these people to commit acts of stupidity along with their atrocities. So, please, videotape your crimes and then keep the evidence on your hard drive or camera or whatever.
This is just a little Monday advice from me.