World's Worst Airline Passenger

And you thought it was bad sitting next to someone whose girth spilled over into your seat. Imagine if your seat mate bit you.

The family of a teen from Central Florida is suing Jet Air after an unticketed passenger allegedly bit him, endangering the future of his foot.

The teen said the spider must have climbed into his shoe during the Jet Blue flight to New York out of Orlando International Airport.

During the flight, Hart said he remembered dumping a dead brown spider from his shoe after the apparent bite.

Here's what I have learned from this story:

Don't take your shoes off during a flight.
Stay away from Florida.
If you're ever injured in a freakish manner, make sure to hold a corporation accountable for it (I suggest a rattlesnake bite at Starbucks).

This is all I have today. Must get ready for Thunder Coleman this afternoon.

Ciao.