No ice. Here's another story you probably wish you'd never heard about. I'm one of those people who would rather be unaware of all the disgusting things I ingest. I like Fig Newtons, for example. There may, in fact, be all kinds of foreign products ground up with the fig but I don't want to imagine what they are. I've gone my whole life without gettting sick from eating Fig Newtons so they're probably not that bad.
But then some twelve-year-old has to come along and shatter my little bubble, make me panic everytime I order a soft drink from Baja Fresh. This budding scientist discovered that the water in a fast food restaurant's toilet is cleaner than its ice. Why hasn't the health department ever conducted this experiment? Why does this news come out of a junior highschool science project.
Damn it! It's going to take me a while to forget this.
4 comments:
It been definitively shown that the toilet seat is the cleanest surface in any building.
You can't live with your head in the sand and there's no need to panic.
Either get your ice out the toilet or take comfort in knowing that the human body is so good at dealing with germs that we even kill them with our naked butts.
Aw man, why'd you have to go and ruin ice for me?
So, I'm supposed to put the ice on my ass before I eat it?
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