Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Why Don't I Feel Safe?
This is why I don't trust politicians who run on "values." It's not that values are a bad thing, so much as the people who scream the loudest about it are the ones who are probably hiding the creepiest secrets.
I think evil dresses like a businessman or a suburban teen. No one would suspect anything of these upright citizens if they didn't get caught. That's why I don't have a problem with "in your face" "perverts". They're not the ones hiding anything. It's the guys in the suits and ties sitting next to you in church that you have to watch out for.
Here's a fun question: Since when is sodomizing children against their will with a broom non-sexual? I guess when it happens to a politician's son. In those cases it becomes a misdemeanor, like TPing someone's house, except there's no anal bleeding. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. I feel that any crime which could potentially cause anal bleeding should not be a misdemeanor. But maybe that's just me.
I don't know why today's post is so dark.