This unfortunate incident should have made it into Alanis Morisette's "Ironic."
Still, after 9/11, it's more important than ever to cherish our freedom; otherwise, the terrorists win. That's why I've stopped wearing my seatbelt.
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Ill give ya irony he was wearing a helmet!
There's way too much irony for such a short story.
He was carried 80ft by a "pickup" and may have been hit by another.
Helmet or no, drinking and riding a bike is stupid enough, but I think the "born to be roadkill" vanity plate was recklessly tempting fate.
I'm glad to see you finally agree with our President. Like George I too believe in libertyitivism, freedomality, and democracis-tavidualisticness. When you were in China did you hear anyone use those words even once? Those Godless Communist Chinese just can't understand the concepts that make America great!
I ride without a helmet all the time, true to the cause of freedomality and indivi- dualistiscision, and no one can tell me not too! If I don't let my octogenireanistic parents, my pregnant wife, or my three rugrats nag me, I damn sure ain't gonna let you do it.
"democracis-tavidualisticness"? I can't imagine how "george" could beleive in a word with that many letters. Nor pronounce it. Nor write it down.
Shenanigans!
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