Friday, June 30, 2006

Pickles Are Destroying My Life



















And I'm not the only one.

3 comments:

Butternut said...

Therapy, please for our sake, not yours. She was probably raped by the Vlasic pickle stork.

http://www.vlasic.com/

Just for fun, I ordered 1000 T-Shirt and bumper stickers to be sent to her school.

http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/1439351

I'm ordering these for me:

http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/1339101

Phill said...

try this on your curry:
http://www.sharwoods.com/range/product_details.aspx?rangeId=2&productId=39&productTypeId=7

Tim said...

Maybe she was traumatized as a kid when she saw an older male figure jerkin the gherkin. Ok that was a stretch but seems like this story has a vein of comedy gold in it somewhat ruined by it's original appearance on Maury Povich. Like a troup of midget clowns appearing on Ricky Lake. Hahah yeah Ricky Lake. All I know is if they wanted to jump to the heart of this matter they should have made her face a huge jar of pickles and then had someone reach in and pull a 9" dildo out. She'd have either gone berserk or been cured on the spot.