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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Therapy, please for our sake, not yours. She was probably raped by the Vlasic pickle stork.
http://www.vlasic.com/
Just for fun, I ordered 1000 T-Shirt and bumper stickers to be sent to her school.
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I'm ordering these for me:
http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/1339101
Maybe she was traumatized as a kid when she saw an older male figure jerkin the gherkin. Ok that was a stretch but seems like this story has a vein of comedy gold in it somewhat ruined by it's original appearance on Maury Povich. Like a troup of midget clowns appearing on Ricky Lake. Hahah yeah Ricky Lake. All I know is if they wanted to jump to the heart of this matter they should have made her face a huge jar of pickles and then had someone reach in and pull a 9" dildo out. She'd have either gone berserk or been cured on the spot.
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