Shop keepers in New Orleans are jumpy. At the first sign of a flourescent wig, they alert fellow business owners: "They're coming!"
This is better than fiction. New Orleans is literally facing a crimewave by men in skirts with designer tastes.
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
They first hit Vegas March 31 while Ogle was working.
“They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It’s very simple,” Ogle said.
Has someone optioned this story? Because I smell a Wayans Bros. movie. "From the producers that brought you 'White Chicks', comes the hilarious sequel, "White Chicks Two: Bitch, Gimme Some Gucci". Marlan and Sean play tough cops that have to go undercover as transvestites. Mediocrity ensues.
The transvestites are described as African American males that range in height from 6'0 feet to 6'5 feet. I can already hear Marlan and Sean lisping threats with feminine bravado.