Tuesday, October 03, 2006
New Boobs Are for My Health
I'm going to do it. I'm getting breast implants. Not because I'm vain and want more attention, but because I care about my health. Many people will assume it's because I've started stripping again. Although that's true, my soon-to-be-enormous breasts might well be what stand between me and death. So please, don't judge me.