Monday, October 02, 2006

I Am an Alcoholic

Thanks to the courage of Mark Foley, I now can admit that I, too, am an alcoholic. I was drunk when I went on an anti-semitic rant on the PCH, and drunk when I exchanged sexually excplicit emails with 16-year-old boys. I'm going to check into rehab and forget all of this ever happened. You should too.

P.S. I accidentally killed a man as well. Alcoholism is a terrible disease.


Tim said...

This is why I recommend teh mary jane.

Postscript: try to begin including in your blogs a description of what you are wearing at the time of your writing mmkay? Thanks.

Clinton Freeman said...

Why don't these folks ever go into rehab BEFORE the police get involved?

Clinton Freeman said...

Here's my dilemma:
If I respond to Tim's observation about more comments about Laura's entry with the word boobs than this one, I would increase the number further. So I post it here.

I hope that neither entry is true and I hope Laura realizes that her worth shouldn't measured by the number of comments left (or anything else, for that matter). I know I do and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.