Sunday, December 17, 2006
In Scotland, Squirrel Promiscuity Is Encouraged
The only way to interpret this news is to realize that Scottish people are immoral. According to "The Scotsman", Scottish grey-squirrels are going to go on birth control. This, despite the fact that the only sure-fire way to keep squirrels from getting pregnant is abstinence. Every God-fearing person knows that giving birth control to squirrels just encourages them to have more sex. The Scottish are sanctioning a culture of promiscuity and immorality. And don't give me that bull about how condoms reduce the spread of squirrel HIV. If squirrels stopped having sex completely, squirrel AIDS would cease to exist. It's too bad other nations can't see that.