Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Soy: The Devil's Food

I've been reading a lot on the menace that is soy. According to someone over at World Net Daily, soy products will make you gay. Here's an excerpt:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
I'm just wondering if soy will make me, a woman, super super straight. I'm about to eat five servings of tofu. I'll let you guys know if it has any effect.

Homosexual side effects aside, the amount of soy we ingest thinking we're being "healthy" is of some concern. I'm just too tired to cite any evidence. Got a cold today.

4 comments:

Clinton Freeman said...

Laura,
Hope your cold gets better.

I don't know how soy products can make you gay. Well, that is, unless you're going around eating soy sauce off another guy's penis.
Maybe somebody should explain to the author that soy milk doesn't come out of some guy named Soy.

Yogifish said...

You said: "I'm just wondering if soy will make me, a woman, super super straight"

Are you saying you're gay Ms. Swicher...hummm? I got no problem with that. But it will make your penis smaller :)

Seems like your getting that holiday horny feeling lady ... chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

I bet you typed (Boy, Penis) into google but mispelled boy and said (Soy, Penis) and this is the story you came up with... it's ok Laura...porns not a sin :)

I'm gona tell your moma though :)

Butternut said...

I blame the decrease in pirates. I think pirates kept us straight and their decline is causing the gay menace. It's also responsible for global warming.

lol, Clinton, lol

I'm sure Momma Swish supports her no matter what she does.

Tim said...

Shit I got a cold today too. One of those sore throat wake up in sweats jobs.

If meth is cracker crack can soy be fag shmag?