Soy: The Devil's Food

I've been reading a lot on the menace that is soy. According to someone over at World Net Daily, soy products will make you gay. Here's an excerpt:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

I'm just wondering if soy will make me, a woman, super super straight. I'm about to eat five servings of tofu. I'll let you guys know if it has any effect.

Homosexual side effects aside, the amount of soy we ingest thinking we're being "healthy" is of some concern. I'm just too tired to cite any evidence. Got a cold today.