Thursday, May 10, 2007

I'm Kicking Ass

at softball. Unfortunately, my teammates aren't as good as I am. What are ya gonna do?

9 comments:

R. said...

Demand a trade or a contract extension.

Pierce said...

Clearly the best thing to do would be to arrange for an "accident" to take out the dead weight.

Tony said...
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Tony said...

I thought you were serious at first, then I RTFA. How cool is that? A high school kid has your name. It's odd, because Swisher is not a really common name.

Jake said...

Is this a good time to establish that I'm not at all embarrassed by the fact that I've been to McPherson KS and have relatives there?

Tim said...

OMFG you got the only hit! Last year when I played for a few months as a substitute for second base for a local third grade team I fucking cleaned up. I was batting like .970.

duboisist said...

That's funny Tim.
2 years ago, when I subbed in RF for a 2nd grade team, I still sucked.

Butternut said...

I didn't know you made the majors, in Oakland no less.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=7435

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