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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
9 comments:
Demand a trade or a contract extension.
Clearly the best thing to do would be to arrange for an "accident" to take out the dead weight.
I thought you were serious at first, then I RTFA. How cool is that? A high school kid has your name. It's odd, because Swisher is not a really common name.
Is this a good time to establish that I'm not at all embarrassed by the fact that I've been to McPherson KS and have relatives there?
OMFG you got the only hit! Last year when I played for a few months as a substitute for second base for a local third grade team I fucking cleaned up. I was batting like .970.
That's funny Tim.
2 years ago, when I subbed in RF for a 2nd grade team, I still sucked.
I didn't know you made the majors, in Oakland no less.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=7435
On the FACT that i can't stand cable in more...I was stuck with insane bills for program i didn't even realize i had been recieving not to meantion not using, but my friend from the bank recommended that i go to satellitesimplified.com and they could hook me up. Did it the next day and Now I'm so happy with DISH. Mostly cause of the online help and DVR but omg the differance is unreal.
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