Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Happy Tax Day
I hope none of the money I've given the government this year goes to education or a health care system that works for everyone. I've got my fingers crossed that it's all going to weaponry and destruction. You know, to keep us safer. I wish citizens had more control over where our taxes went. I would love it if our tax dollars went to specific items, kind of like a really large bridal registry. And we all had until April 15th to pick out what to buy. Me? I'd get monogramed towels for Pentagon employees and an RPG or two. And it would be nice to get a thank you note back. "Dear Laura, thank you SO much for the towels. All the generals comment on their softness. And your RPG was just used in a training exercise at Camp Pendleton! Sincerely, The I.R.S."