This is great news. Ice cream may help prevent HIV.
But it looks as if it might have to be applied topically.
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- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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There seems to be a lot of potential jokes in that article but I'll be damned if I can come up with one. You'd think between ice cream, breast milk, vaginal cream, tampon additives, KY jelly, and monkey lubing something would leap to mind but I'm drawing a complete blank. Maybe Butternut can find the gold nugget. The only thing I'm thinking about is between those two Egyptian twins which one got the penis?
Wait, I just thought of something.
Cup or cone?
My wife is so frigid....
My wife is so frigid..it'll NEVER melt!
Make mine butter pecan.
Stay away from the rocky road.
I'm not sure but I think I may owe Henny Youngman a royalty.
Keeping your figure vs. HIV
Boy, women have it tough...
I like my vaginas cool, minty, and monkey virus free. This is a triple win for me! The news isn't surprising. Everyone already knows ice cream cures tonsillitis, arthritis, and hemorrhoids.
Are they sure this works? Are they HIV positive?
Why does FireFox not have a spelling entry for "vaginas"? It has one for "penises". Does it have something against plural vagina? What do you call a group of vaginas? A gaggle? A cluster? ... A View?
"Are they sure it works? Are they HIV positive?"
Ha HA!
I LOL-d on that one. Not LQTM (laughing quietly to myself, as Dmetri Martin would say).
Lot of fodder here, guys. Good stuff.
"HIV positive" was stolen from South Park, sorry. I'll say I bought it instead. I will take credit for the rest.
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