Tuesday, March 03, 2009

My New Favorite Advice Columnist
















Sometimes I think I'm too judgmental and I feel guilty about it. In those moments I turn to my new favorite advice columnist Amber and learn that I'm not judgmental enough. I have a lot further to go. It's inspiring!

5 comments:

tankboy2902 said...

My wife and I had a very frank conversation several months ago, and I promised I would stop masturbating immediately. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep the promise for long, and soon started up again. As soon as I got back to the car, in fact. She was very disappointed in me.

No one else in Home Depot seemed to mind.

Laura Swisher said...

That's why I go to Home Depot instead of Lowe's. They're much more tolerant of that kind of behavior.

eksith said...

I've never been so afraid of Jesus in my life.

Butternut said...

I bumped into ChristWire the other day from a Fark thread about Oliva Munn at G4 AOTS. Hilarious.

Home Depot and Lowe's are both great Do-It-Yourself stores.

gijyun said...

I think Amber should give this woman's daughter some credit. Since we were created in His likeness, she's smart to use a tool in an effort to keep holy hands clean.

A true test of her virtue will come when she realizes that anal sex will preserve her virginity. Make way, Purgatory!