This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
My New Favorite Advice Columnist
Sometimes I think I'm too judgmental and I feel guilty about it. In those moments I turn to my new favorite advice columnist Amber and learn that I'm not judgmental enough. I have a lot further to go. It's inspiring!
My wife and I had a very frank conversation several months ago, and I promised I would stop masturbating immediately. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep the promise for long, and soon started up again. As soon as I got back to the car, in fact. She was very disappointed in me.
I think Amber should give this woman's daughter some credit. Since we were created in His likeness, she's smart to use a tool in an effort to keep holy hands clean.
A true test of her virtue will come when she realizes that anal sex will preserve her virginity. Make way, Purgatory!
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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My wife and I had a very frank conversation several months ago, and I promised I would stop masturbating immediately. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep the promise for long, and soon started up again. As soon as I got back to the car, in fact. She was very disappointed in me.
No one else in Home Depot seemed to mind.
That's why I go to Home Depot instead of Lowe's. They're much more tolerant of that kind of behavior.
I've never been so afraid of Jesus in my life.
I bumped into ChristWire the other day from a Fark thread about Oliva Munn at G4 AOTS. Hilarious.
Home Depot and Lowe's are both great Do-It-Yourself stores.
I think Amber should give this woman's daughter some credit. Since we were created in His likeness, she's smart to use a tool in an effort to keep holy hands clean.
A true test of her virtue will come when she realizes that anal sex will preserve her virginity. Make way, Purgatory!
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