This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Best Baby Shower Gift Ever
From here on out, I will ignore all baby registries and simply buy all my knocked-up friends Bullet Proof Baby products. Please do NOT tell me these products are fake. I need to believe in them.
Viral for the movie mentioned at the web site. Ridiculous video, merchandise is all out of stock, company has no address, and they misspelled "Flak jacket" as "Flat jacket".
Really? The stroller was available?! I assumed it was bogus because everything was "out of stock". That and there was a video of a stroller with a baby being machine gunned.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Viral for the movie mentioned at the web site. Ridiculous video, merchandise is all out of stock, company has no address, and they misspelled "Flak jacket" as "Flat jacket".
You could still get a Pope-mobile style stroller.
Really? The stroller was available?! I assumed it was bogus because everything was "out of stock". That and there was a video of a stroller with a baby being machine gunned.
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