Former French president Jacques Chirac was viciously bitten, ou mordu, by his bijon frise named Sumo.
The dog is said to have been upset and on anti-depressants.
The breed in question, bijon frises, are often mistaken for poodles, but they're not. They live their entire lives constantly having to explain to people that, non, sont PAS poodles. This makes them angry and depressed and if they don't turn to alcohol to cope, they turn to violence, especially if they're also saddled with an unfortunate name, as Sumo was.
I wish Chirac a speedy recovery.
Au revoir.
