Monday, January 23, 2006

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?











To kill you.

Again, folks, chickens aren't your friends. Don't kiss them.

11 comments:

NickDSchultz said...

*Pees himself*

Oh my, those chickeny bastards! They told me they were clean!

Tim said...

The highlight of this story isn't the girl kissing the chicken, it's when the parents smacked her around for doing so and she rubbed her teary eyes with her chicken dirty hands.

The headline may as well read "smacking your kids may lead to bird flu".

Butternut said...

Hmm... she was from Turkey. What are the odds?

Clinton Freeman said...

I don't know what's the big deal. That's like the question, "Which came first the chicken or the egg?"
Of course the answer is the egg and you don't mess around with chicken shit.
You would be better off drinking lead paint or wearing a plutonium jock strap.

Tim said...

RIP Chris Penn

June 10, 1962 - January 25, 2006

Matthew said...

What if the chicken, is like, totally hot?

Clinton Freeman said...

1. If you find yourself sexually attracted to chicken, either change your name is "Gonzo the Great" or keep it to yourself.
2. My advice is the same for all such situations; "No glove, No love."
3. I would only add to #2 that under no circumstances should you practice chickenlingus.

Matthew said...

I guess that also goes for Chick-Fil-A-tio?

Clinton Freeman said...

I hope Laura writes this stuff down.

NickDSchultz said...

I hope Laura doesn't read this...

I KID, I really just hope that I never see madeup words describing chicken oriented oral sex ever again.

Laura Swisher said...

Luckily I don't have to write it down because it's already "written" down.

Chik-a-fil-atio. Good stuff.