Monday, April 20, 2009
Wanted: Investors for Sure-Fire Money-Making Scheme
With the stock market in the tank, I've come across a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity, but I need to act fast, and I need some help with raising the dough. That's where you folks come in. I propose we all go in on becoming co-parents to a media sensation.
We'll love her all equally, and we'll all be responsible for her expenses (acting classes, school, food, clothing, etc.).
I'm working out the details now, but please contact me if you're serious about going in on this.